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Legend purports that as a child, young Ross Taylor once found himself lost in a great, dense forest. For hours he wandered until he happened upon a clearing in the woods. In this sunlit grove, he discovered a serpent pinned beneath a heavy granite slab. The young Ross reacted quickly, heaving the boulder aside with ease and freeing the serpent. Instantly, a bolt of lightening descended upon the grove and before him towered a wizard clad in a black, velvet cloak whose face and hands were ornamented with bright tattoos of arcane magical incantations.
The wizard, recognizing the compassion in the young Ross, bequeathed to the boy powers beyond the reach of normal human ambition and ability: a supernatural understanding of website design and development; the ability to install and configure a full spectrum of website, networking, desktop, and laptop hardware; fluency in countless software and coding languages; and WordPress & Social Media skills so powerful, that they often reduce grown men to tears.
Armed with the gift of the Almighty and Mysterious Forest Lightning Wizard, young Ross set out to share his supernatural gifts with the world. His wizardry quickly led to a B.A. in Visual Communications; several certificates in networking and hardware; and Technological and/or Web Developing for numerous media companies, recording artists, and television outlets. He also single-handedly destroyed an evil army of invading death bots from the Whirlpool Galaxy, but he prefers not to gloat about it.
( Reports that the wizard of his childhood warned of an impending flood are unconfirmed at this time )
When he isn’t making web magic or cracking the whip at the Villain Factory (whether said factory is an industrial manufacturer of villains or merely employs villainous individuals in manufacturing unspecified goods is yet undetermined), Ross partakes in Gaming, Skateboarding, Music Appreciating, Wife Loving, Baby Raising, and Pet Collecting (which has the odd tendency to produce pairs of pets of various species.